DAY 1 — “The Mirror Doesn’t Lie. The App Might.”
April 1st, 2026 — Starting weight: 102kg. Starting excuses: Zero. There is a very particular kind of humiliation that comes from standing on a set of smart scales at 55 years old, gut out, and watching a Bluetooth device cheerfully announce to your phone that your visceral fat is “Extremely High.” Happy April Fool’s Day…