DAY 5 — “Under 101. The Mask Works. Hume Says I’m 50.”
April 5th, 2026 — Eufy: 100.9kg. Hume Pod: 101.0kg. CPAP: 6h 52m. Sleep quality: 100%. There are mornings when the data surprises you. This is one of them. The Eufy scales this morning read 100.9 kilograms. For the first time in this experiment — for the first time in longer than I care to admit…
